Crazy

“This beast of a carrot from my grandparent’s garden — 660 grams” (1.3 lbs)

“Opened the fridge to find out that my 3-year-old decided to help me put the eggs in it.”

"Julie is very big into fad diets (Atkins, keto, South Beach) and every year she sends me a list of foods that she cannot eat and a list of things that she can."

“Found this cutie while working.”

"Customers have been noticing that throughout the years many cereal brands have been reducing the amount of cereal they’re selling in a box while keeping the price the same. Many brands have been making the boxes thinner, so from first sight, it appears to be the same size as it used to be."

"Unfortunately, these are stones."

“Found this in my yard buried a foot deep.”

“154 lb lost — they said it wouldn’t make me happy. They were wrong.”

""Oh you work in Social Media? How do I blow up my Instagram/Youtube?"

"Drunkenly ate two Carolina reapers, buddies dad grows peppers. Next thing I know I’m over the toilet puking up what felt like lava."

“So I forgot to pack my gym shoes.”