Crazy

Almost every handjob I have ever received feels like I’m having my penis yanked out of its’ socket.

We had one guy who just happened to be masturbating facing the window so the drivers could see him.

A non-smoker’s remote vs a smoker’s remote...

Independence Day: When the alien starts moving and then wakes up at the autopsy.

We’ve all been in situations that were so embarrassing that all we wanted to do was crawl deep into a secluded hole and die.

“How my little brother put the ice cream bucket back into the fridge after eating it.”

Hilarious dirty photos, memes and captioned photos.

Parents have been sharing their kids’ craziest Christmas lists and let’s just say Santa has a real shitshow on his hands.

"I bought “six” bath bombs.."

“While in the Dominican Republic my wife and I ordered a Caesar salad... This is what we got.”

The Bergerons might be sending out the most awkward Christmas cards, but the Stanleys know how to play the game as well.

A peaceful neighborhood in Boise, Idaho, was ‘invaded’ by more than 100 of these horned animals and they tore up all the vegetation they could set their rectangular pupils on. As it turns out, the goats weren’t in the local …