Crazy

"My girlfriends school served this to her today. Literally looks like s@#t."

"An abandoned piano."

“Thanks to an acne treatment and a 90 lb weight loss!”

"This is what happens when no one keeps ornamental cabbage trimmed."

"Hidden Spy Camera In A Screw Head"

"There are ships, and then there are SHIPS"

Second wave of pandemic was met with a four-week quarantine, and despite shopping malls assuring that they have more than enough stocked, people started panic-buying once again.

"Pissed all over a weirdo in San Fran. Totally not into that but some nut job offered me 100 bucks to piss all over his torso in the middle of a park in near the city."

"As a teenager, I worked at a bowling alley. Within an hour, a new girl was fired on the spot for dropping a ball on the foot of a complaining patron."

"Swimming in the drainage canal by my house. Barb wire, horses@#t, concrete, fertilizer runoff etc."

"It was the first time I got an order for a dog’s portrait. Usually, I only paint cats but after having seen this photo, I thought, “Yep, I should accept this order!”

"When Customers Leave Stuff From Other Aisles In Places They Shouldn't Be"

"I went snorkeling in Coron, Philippines in the shallow waters just enjoying the reefs. When I went back on the boat I felt something heavy inside my shorts. I thought it was just water caught up in there, so I shook my shorts and a snake fell out. I freaked out but my sister was able to take a picture of the (venomous) coral reef snake before it went back into the water."

Criminal defence (Canada). Talked to a client in cells. Said that she was hanging out at her baby daddy’s and then, as she was leaving, the cops came and harassed her, so she resisted, and that is why she is in jail.

Contestants In The Miss Lovely Eyes Beauty Pageant In Florida Wearing Masks To Obscure The Rest Of Their Faces, 1930