Crazy

“Got some Bojangles this morning and took a bite out of my Cajun filet and it’s just straight-up raw.”

’’So the cake box lid isn’t rainproof after all...’’

"If you swallowed the black watermelon seeds a watermelon would grow in your belly."

"Grooms speech was all about how he liked her hair and makeup. They didn’t last 4 months."

"Saw this on FB with someone asking for a contractor."

"Ready for a dive?"

“My wife left the gloves to dry, I almost had a heart attack.”

"Head Chef Cutting Bread On The Same Spot. Finally Getting Through The Board"

"So your vacuum cleaner doesn’t work..."

“This smaller rock drilled a perfect hole through this bigger rock over time.”

“Who doesn’t love tacos for breakfast?”

"A driveway crew was pouring concrete at a new house next to a duck pond. They went to lunch and came back to this..."