Weird

Abandoned Chinese fishing village...

“This thing was lying next to an abandoned mine.”

“You can wear these sandals if your feet are looking particularly bad today.”

I cleaned grills for super rich people in Palm Beach. Even got to clean Michael Jordan’s at one point. And it was recommended to me from a friend who was in sobriety with me after I got clean.

“My grandparents have these horrible things made of real lobster claws.”

And they end up using fewer bricks than straight walls!

A cone snail’s strike is one of the quickest in the animal kingdom.

In health class, we were talking about boners and how they fill up with blood. My cousin took a piece of paper and wrote “your penis is filled with blood” and threw it at some popular kid.

When Elton John changed his name from Reginald Dwight, he also gave himself a middle name. His full name is Elton Hercules John.