Either we’re in Colorado, or Washington, or this is a really mean joke. But thank you, I appreciate the gesture!
We Offer The Lowest Prices Around!
That’s $6.66 per item. Not a bad deal at all!
You’ve got to grease the joints every once in a while. Just making sure everything is working properly. Wait, what are we talking about right now?
The All-American Meal
I would like a Hamburger, extra pickles, hold the mayo, easy on the mustard and ketchup, a bag of kettle chips, and a Canadian. Oh. You ran out of Canadians? I’ll take a Russian.
Rap music just took things to a whole new level of international influence. Thank you Snoop Dogg.
The Word Free Gets Them Every Time
There’s no sugar coating on deals for these Betty Crocker Products. It’s all about how you deliver the message.
Save Big Money
Not surprised there wasn’t a bigger line. Maybe the crowd is inside?
We guess this is another way to say.. “Estate Sale”, but it conjures up all kinds of bad stuff in our minds.. let’s keep on walking!
A Holiday Stop
Having a holiday here would really be a “trip”!.. Is that really for real?! What else is “LSD”?
Are we reading this right? How much sugar is in one Junior Frosty Freeze Ice-cream? “5 for $1” is too tempting.. better bring your insulin!!
One or the Other
Some retailers think it’s best to give customers options but when it comes to cute bunny rabbits some things are better left unsaid!
This is almost too ironic to point out, but we will anyway. Hey guys, you might want to align . . . never mind.
This motel is probably wondering why no one is stopping by for business! ..and the motel next door is having a good laugh!
The Shoe Repair Savior
Who could resist this neighborhood shoe repair shop when he will “save your sole..and dye for you”?! A good sense of humor always wins customers!
A Business Plan
We know what demographic this shop is geared towards! I guess everything’s a niche market
DIY (Do It Yourself) is the new trendy thing.
Inflation is Very Confusing Nowadays
I was planning to buy a dozen, but I forgot my 1 million dollar bill on the dresser at home.
Offering The Best Deals Possible
It’s been so long since I took my Senior Citizen to get washed, I forgot how expensive it was! I wonder if there are any deals. Does my Senior Citizen really need the vacuuming?
McDonald’s Breakfast Special
Could it be a disgruntled employee?! Better not go in.. just keep on driving!
Umm…Maybe We’ll Skip the Sandwich
Popeyes has got some of the funniest signs.. we wonder if the bad spelling on this sign was done on purpose? Did you think it brings them business?