Greatest Things From Verne Troyer’s Twitter

Verne Troyer is my new favorite twitter account.

When he met Kristen Stewart:

When he rode in the bone crusher:

When he posed with a lemon the size of his head:

When he lifted these weights like it was no big thang:

When he wasn’t sure if he met Eric Roberts or Mickey Rourke:

When he posed with Thor:

When he cuddled with this stuffed kangaroo:

When he was like “Is this thing working?!” and then took a selfie:

This #TBT pic:

When he pretended he was luggage:

And the other time he pretended to be a CHESS PIECE!!!

When he THREATENED TAYLOR LAUTNER (Jk):

When he wore this sweet ass cat shirt:

That time he wore this wig:

This pic with J. LO:

When he called this naked statue “his man”:

That time he dared someone to drink a cup of HOT SAUCE!! (AND HE DID IT!)

When this selfie pic with Vanilla Ice happened:

And that time he was like “Aaahhhhhhh!”