“My toothpaste came out looking like a nose.”
Modern Cinderella carriage
“The statue outside my house”
When a dog hears the word “walk”:
Apparently ducks melt at 90°F.
The coffee stain on the counter is telling you to just relax!
It’s not a phase mom! This is me now!
When your parrots are sick of you not washing the windows:
How do you like this, Elon Musk?
This discovery might be someone’s childhood trauma.
Apparently there’s been a glitch in the matrix.
It’s the Naomi Campbell of the teddy bear world.
“We grew an eggplant that looks like the poop emoji.”
“My plant grew a pair of legs.”
When a boiled egg turns out slightly different than expected:
“My partner left an artichoke out while we were on vacation and it started to sprout a flower.”
Why are you like this?
This beautiful kid goat with spiral ears that look like long hair:
A textured egg vs A regular egg
What a sweet porcupine!