We Need Some Humor In Our Lives

“I found a use for the fake practice hand when my infant son got sick and refused to sleep unless he was holding my finger.”

“My girl offered me a peanut butter banana sandwich. I spit out my drink.”

“Here’s our annual ’parenting disaster’ Christmas card.”


“My friend turned 40 today, so I delivered balloons this morning dressed as the Grim Reaper.”

“Some friends pranked me by filling my Jeep with packing peanuts.”

“We have guests coming over, so the wife decided to be funny. Hopefully, they know what to do.”

“One of our teachers wore a Mandalorian mask and walked around saying, ’Do your homework, this is the way.’”

“An iron door, locked with two locks, closes the passage to the caves. I overcame the obstacle.”

“The hospital I work at decorates trees for Christmas. This is one of them.”


“A guy hides in a couch as an April Fools prank.”

“A co-worker at our office got pranked.”

“When you expect money for your birthday and your uncle gives you exactly that, but a bit shredded”

“Someone put eyelashes on their headlights.”

“It’s my husband’s colleague’s birthday tomorrow and I made him some cake pops. They are Brussels sprouts covered in chocolate.”

“Someone put googly eyes on this tree stump.”

“I guess my wife figures being 25+ allows her to freak me out with Xena in the shower. Scares me EVERY TIME.”

“My roommate left on a cruise for a week, right before all these snowstorms. I decided to play a little prank on him.”

“Made a box for a secret Santa that’s shaped like a toilet!”

“My daughter bought me a gift from the Santa shop at school. I’m missing the parts for it.”

“Last year I forgot to get batteries for my niece’s toy, so this year she got me this.”

“Got Mario sheets for Christmas. Mom said, ’Like someone’s gonna see your sheets.’ Ignorance — an insult or innocence?”

“Shirtception — my favorite gift every year from my brother, we’re now at level 8.”

“Wife has run out of ideas.”

“Challenge accepted!”

“My girlfriend’s entire family is vegetarian. Time to unleash chaos.”

“This driver remains an absolute king.”

“I ran out of wrapping paper for one last little gift, but I have a printer and paper so…”


“A driver who delivered my package at 6 p.m. on Christmas Eve”

Source: brightside.me

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