A pound of cereal marshmallows, because as much as you love them, you’ve tolerated them eating the marshmallows from your box of Lucky Charms for far, far, far too long.
A pair of cat parent mugs if you’re both unabashed owners of the most perfect fur baby. Even if your mug collection is overflowing, these are the two you’ll both grab each morning.
A box of 100 conversation starters so you never stop learning new things about your S.O. But don’t toss out the deck once you’ve gone through it; revisit it in a little bit and you may be surprised how your answers change.
Or a set of 150 questions inspired by the Love Language test to deepen your connection even after all this time together.
A TikTok-famous 1,000-piece puzzle from The Magic Puzzle Company because it brings an element of surprise and excitement you’ve never experienced with other puzzles — or other partners! Not only is the illustration so beautiful that you’ll probably glue and frame it when it’s completed, but it also features 50 Easter eggs throughout *and* a magical twist that reveals itself once the puzzle is finished.
And a handy puzzle board if you and your partner are big on puzzles but small on space. It folds up neatly so you can start a puzzle in the living room and finish it in the kitchen, and is large enough to hold a 1,500-piece puzzle.
A fill-in-the-blank book so you can spell out all the reasons you love your significant other…like when they leave you little presents around the apartment, aka dirty cups and dishes. OK, maybe not that…
A dual-zone comforter that’ll keep the peace in the literal and figurative marital bed. Y’all have been together long enough yet you’re still fighting over someone hogging the blankets or turning on the AC overnight even though it’s 40 degrees outside? Rookie move!
A mystery box of cat hats for the feline fans whose relationship has progressed so swimmingly that they’ve added a furry friend to the family.
A heated back and neck massager so you both finally stop complaining about aches and pains. Let’s face it, you love each other but you’re way past the stage of wanting to give each other 30-minute massages. Good thing this lil’ guy will do it without requiring that you give them a massage in return.
An Amazon Fire TV Stick 4K to bring y’all thousands — literally thousands — of streaming channels, movies, and shows, as well as live TV, news, and sports. The one nice thing about long-term relationships is that you both appreciate just sitting quietly and watching a show together.
The new AirPods Pro because you’ve been together long enough to understand that you really do love each other but if you so much as hear them breathe you’re going to scream. These’ll help block out the noise with the sound of your favorite tunes.
A 7-in-1 Instant Pot if you want to give them two gifts in one. This time-saving device will deliver your dinner in minutes when it used to take hours, giving you more time to spend with each other. Awww!
A screaming goat who sits on a tree stump and shrieks whenever you touch it (honestly, same) for the partner who still appreciates a gag gift.
The Wand, a practical mini handheld filter so y’all can enjoy a bottle of wine together. This lil’ guy is designed to remove the histamines and sulfites in alcohol that may trigger headaches and hangovers. It’s also supposed to revive oxidized wine so you don’t have to toss an open bottle.
A two-pack of Tile Bluetooth trackers to put a stop to your partner’s most-asked question: “Honey, can you call my phone?” Good thing they’ll never need help ~finding~ all the reasons they love you.
A teeth-whitening pen that’ll brighten and whiten without irritation of whitening strips that slip and slide. ONLY gift them this if they’ve literally said, “Please buy this for me.” (Because now is not the time to surprise your partner and them think that you think their teeth are yellow.)
A bleach-free, no-scrub weekly shower spray because the only thing y’all fight about is whose turn it is to clean the shower. This is a surprisingly great gift that’ll make soap scum and shower grime buildup go bye bye without them ever having to wipe. Rinse it clean the next day, and you’ll both be amazed to see those hard water stains on your shower door are *poof* gone. And maybe get ’em something a bit more fun too just in case!