Crazy

Wearing gloves in kitchens is a goddamn lie. They don't offer any sort of protection, they're actually more prone to spreading germs and filth because people don't wash them between touching different kinds of food. They exist to give the illusion of safety and professionalism.

“My mom managed to open a coconut without breaking the meat of the kernel.”

“During college I was completely wasted and ended up leaving a covenience store as 2 guys walked in to rob it.”

"Can you smell what The Rock is cookin?"

Seriously. Someone would wipe the king’s @$$. And it was a respected position."

The Ferrari 512 BBI was commonly referred to as the Ferrari Boxer due to its flat-12 Boxer-style engine. The car was in pristine condition less than 15 years ago.

I leave my car running and keep the headlights and inside lights on to go deliver the pizza. Upon returning to my car, I sit down in the drivers seat and look up to see a creepy old man standing less than 3 feet from my side of the car. He was just staring. It was the equivalent of a jump-scare.

“5 years on, half-face comparison of my daughter and me”

“An abandoned cottage in England”

“Basically every data map of Europe”