Crazy

I’ve had stalkers follow me home. Creeps who tried to get violent with me at work. People who pissed me off.

“15 yr old in my neighborhood hit these three cars then ran back inside their apartment in a panic. Cops eventually brought the kid out in cuffs “

“Okay, so my little brother did this while nobody else was home.”

The time my mom was on Wheel of Fortune. It did not go well.

“F@#k it, when I die, just throw me behind the sofa and carry on claiming my benefits and pension.” “Making coffee at home, even good coffee, just takes a little bit of prep time but saves a ton of money …

I went forward instead of in reverse when the tester was standing in front of me on the curb. I failed.

If You Aren't Already In A Wheelchair, You Will Be After This.