Crazy

"So my dishwasher was sent home beyond drunk when he was caught sleeping in the customer bathroom, guess who has to clean this up. happy 4th of July everyone"

"The big family behind us at the food court when they left"

“My 12 year old cousin using her ps5 as a glorified extension cord.”

"Four days, guys. I've not done dishes or picked things up for four days and this is what my house looks like."

"I once wrote a will for a guy who thought he could get away from giving his ex-wife half his assets by putting them in a will for his kids. Doesn’t work like that, buddy boy."

“Plant pots at the local fair”

“Went to the safari park today. This monkey had a stare-off with my son’s teddy bear.”

“The user said it got caught in the subway doors.”