Crazy

"Figures for invisible characters"

“What the actual fork?”

“Taken from the summit of Mountain Hood yesterday.”

“The bottom of the dice bag I got isn’t even sewn in, so all the dice get mixed up.”

“I wondered why my chips had no flavor. All the seasonings were together in the shape of a rock.”

"Decided To Try Deep Frying Oreos But I Forgot That Oil And Water Don’t Behave The Same Way, Let It Get Too Hot And Melted Part Of My Kitchen"

“I drove by a dramatic scene from Toy Story.”

"I’m not sure why they went with an angled cut for the top of the post. This is going to be a “no” from me."

“This surprised cheese block.”

"North Korean generals wear the medals of their fathers and grandfathers"