Crazy

“How can I look older? I’m 31.”

"Forestry takes a beating on pants. These wore really evenly and both sides broke on the same day."

“My 3-year-old decided to put lipstick on everywhere except for her lips.”

"One day before my birthday I went to a skating place with a friend and a furry wearing a mask couldn’t see me and… happy birthday"

"My landlord pretended to do do work the flat but ended up installing this 360° wifi surveillance camera which also records audio without telling me about it."

“A cafe near me uses different-colored mustaches instead of table numbers for bringing you your order.”

"One Of A Seemingly Endless Series Of Unreasonable Notes Left By My Boss. It’s Great Here"

“I thought there was a snail in my fridge, it’s just chili.”

"After The Government Let Companies Influence School Curriculums, My Exams Now Look Like This"