Crazy

I once worked for a newborn photography agency as a 'Bereavement Coordinator.' The rest of the company centered around photos of newborns taken in the hospital after their birth, but I dealt with the non-profit side of the business.

“Oh you know, just a duck on the NYC train...”

“Was trying to take a picture of my weird bed head and managed to take a picture mid-blink.”

“32 ft ocean kayak dad scored at an apartment dumpster”

“Went to bed last night and almost had a heart attack. The child insisted she had to print something for school. LIAR.”

“I guess his 20 toys weren’t as fun to chew on...”

"We had 5-6 people scrape/cut themselves walking past this exposed thermostat, so we finally complained... came in this morning to this solution."

"90% of the population on Earth lives in the Northern Hemisphere."

“I bought new jeans.”

“Until my twenties, my eyes were completely brown. Since 2008, they have been changing their color.”

“Someone is wearing this in my chemistry class. Potassium, I guess.”

“Puppy or pillow? My kids can’t tell.”

"Dish Network Sent Out Advertisements In Envelopes That Make It Look Like A Special Occasion Card"