Crazy

"When people say, 'I want a significant other that is rude and mean and not friendly to anybody.' Girl, no one's gonna cheat on you. It's okay"

"I Have This Trunk Knot On A Tree In My Backyard That I Always Thought Looked Like A Regency Era Couple Kissing. Today, I Decided To Bring Them To Life"

"The Avengers advertising department took things a step too far."

This crystal my brother found looks like a bean burrito.

You can see the oil platform in the North Sea only from afar.

“Aging in reverse: 2017, 2019, and today”

The airline's Cranebank hub was the heart of the aviation world for decades. But now, the vast site at Heathrow – together with a few jet-wings from the live runways - has been left to rot.

“I traded my $20,000 truck for his $15,000 truck, so I made $5,000 in profit ha sucker”

“I think I need a bigger car.”

"I was a shift supervisor at a fast-food place and years later, I still refuse to eat anything with ice cream in it. The machine we had was always covered in mold and spoiled cream while the owner’s “fix” was to scrape off a layer of mold and spray some clorox on it."