Life

"The understanding that life isn’t like porn. Sometimes you finish too early. Sometimes your back hurts, and you have to go easy. Sometimes you just want regular-ass missionary."

Some men have been questioning the application of these tips...

“The Windows XP wallpaper is now a vineyard.”

"Adding salt as a matter of course, or just because the recipe says to. Taste first, and only add if needed. If you've used stock or a stock cube in your dish you might not even need salt, they already have it."

Callie Rogers was just 16 years old, and living in foster care, when she won the Lotto jackpot, just under £1.9 million. This was back in 2003. She started spending like crazy, got herself several boob jobs, luxury clothes, tons of drugs, etc.

Formerly homeless man 70-year-old Tim Shea had his life transformed when he became the first resident of a 3D printed house in a community in Austin, Texas in September

“I couldn’t marry my best friend without first doing our super-secret best friend handshake!”

"Hair ties actually disappear faster than MIA socks. Until you find 20 in a kitchen drawer."

A bar Nevada County, CA. Mid-1940s...

"Mother-in-law calling my wife for Facetime…"

"As the flight attendant walked by prior to lift off, I purposely commented loud enough for her to hear, “Dude, stop trying to play footsie with me, I’m not interested!” He got all flustered and moved a little bit, though not a lot."

Made a beautiful bubble with some dish soap and your hand...

"If you feel things are about to take a turn for the worse, leave."

It’s tradition to use a ring that’s been inherited as a family heirloom from the parents of the groom.

"People who use acronyms you’re not familiar with, then don’t explain what they mean."

“Our bathroom is tiny. So I was initially thinking of a cart to wheel in, but even that would be too big for this cramped space. Instead, I bought a serving tray and organized my daily makeup products on it.”

Their first child Mustafa was born on March 10th 2020 while their most recent addition, and tenth child together Olivia, was born on January 16th 2021. Currently, they hope to have dozens more. No comments…

Restaurants then VS. Restaurants now