Life

My older uncle told me when I turn 30 buy a suit because you ‘ll have a lot off funerals to attend I’m now late 30s and been to 5 in the past few years.

Dude sent me a screen shot of him with my girl laying on his chest on Valentine’s Day while I was overnight in a hotel for work many hours away.

So it turns out porn and real sex are completely different. Who knew? It’s a relief, honestly. I’ve been living under the assumption that only pizza delivery boys and plumbers get laid.

“I’ve never had this much in common with a cat before.”

Communication. It used to be only the rich had phones, now even kids have phones! Got a call from a woman filing a claim on some abandoned funds.. I got all her information and then asked for an email address …

“Being nosey about my personal life but not giving any information about his when I ask.”

We’ve all seen those classic white girl Instagram accounts. They’re playfully eating pizza in bed with the caption “Exercise? more like Extra Fries!”, the usernames are always shitty puns based on where they live (Beckydelphia, Jan Fransisco, Sue York City), …

Amazing artist Sam Bailey shows the kind of social issues that we are facing in today's world - from health problems caused by social media to inequality and poverty.

“Food is everything we are. It’s an extension of nationalist feeling, ethnic feeling, your personal history, your province, your region, your tribe, your grandma. It’s inseparable from those from the get-go.”

With the rise of Internet romance, so many people are now relying on dating sites like this when arranging their love lives. There's no doubting how convenient matching websites can be when it comes to kickstarting a relationship.

This is so true…