Crazy

"Well Today Was Unbelievable... Took 8 Hours To Get Up!"

"They Decided To Completely Cover Their Tenants' Windows With Ads Because Who Needs Natural Light And Fresh Air?"

"All the Botox in the world, literally every gram, is produced in a factory in Westport, County Mayo, Ireland."

“Mom took my monitor.”

“Couldn’t figure out why I kept grabbing the wrong size out of the multipack box. Then realized all 3 sizes come in all 3 colors!”

“A strange whale was spotted on my island.”

“I bought my bf his fave liquor and my bike tipped over before I got it out of the basket.”

“I went to the gas station and came back to this.”