Stupid

“What the actual fork?”

“I wondered why my chips had no flavor. All the seasonings were together in the shape of a rock.”

"I’m not sure why they went with an angled cut for the top of the post. This is going to be a “no” from me."

"S21 Ultra In My Wife's Jeans vs. My 18-Month-Old Son's Joggers"

"Just an ordinary AirPods case."

"Ready for a dive?"

"A driveway crew was pouring concrete at a new house next to a duck pond. They went to lunch and came back to this..."

“A contractor got angry and left the job when we asked him to use the spacers we bought for the backsplash.”