Crazy

"Funko Pops. They’re the Beanie Babies of the ’20s."

"I knew a dude who got a PS4 with two controllers and four games + a XBox One with two controllers and four games + a new 4K TV + other things for Christmas from his parents and still complained it wasn’t enough. He was 15, already had a 2000€ PC, the richest motherf@#ker I met."

“Like a glove”...

I used to work in a convenience store, and the store manager was a real prick. Misogynistic, offensive (as in haha cancer is hilarious) offensive, creepy and a downright bully.

Merve Bozkurt, 25, told her mother, Gulseren, 57, that she needed extra cash help to pay the bills while studying for a medical degree at the prestigious school of learning.

Baa baa bye: In 1939, 835 sheep in Utah were killed by a single lightning strike.

“I told my boyfriend I’d be open to making a small gingerbread house with him, and this is what he brought over.”

"As the flight attendant walked by prior to lift off, I purposely commented loud enough for her to hear, “Dude, stop trying to play footsie with me, I’m not interested!” He got all flustered and moved a little bit, though not a lot."

Duda Lozano is a great tattoo artist who perfected the technique of making his art look like it was hand-stitched, rather than done with a proper tattoo gun. And it’s a really unique style!

“My stepfather used my baking molds to make...aspic!”