Crazy

"Drew asked for a leaf blower, I thought i did great. Yes, I thought the box was small but who really questions their gift sizes?"

"An Absolute Unit Of A Gray Percheron. This Is The Same Horse 5 Years Apart. They Transition From A Black Coat To A Gray Coat As They Grow Older"

A man shared how his entitled neighbor started making demands about his property the moment he moved into his new home...

"Got married in a vegas drive thru to a women I knew for 5 days. She’s a wonderful person, I lucked out."

Goldfish have been known to participate in orgies.

“The wheels on this truck, moving parts of an off-shore oil rig.”

"The Actual Size of the Mars Rover Compared to a Human"

"Hollywood. The most disappointing garbage and pee covered place on earth."

" The Segway. It was supposed to change the way everyone lived. The invention of the century or something like that. A really big deal."

"Karen" who has been eating potatoes “hot dog style” for lunch got reported to HR for eating them “too suggestively” by an irritated coworker...

At one point, if only for a second, you will be the ‘next’ person on Earth to die.