Weird

Everyone’s pee stinks, even if you can’t personally smell it...

“Strange liquids on my roof”

"This brass instrument sink in my step-uncle’s bathroom”

"The way my husband decided to cut this cake. Why."

“My dad looked like a pre-midlife crisis businessman... when he was 17.”

“This cat hair I found while cleaning an old keyboard”

“Who left the turkey out? Oh, okay...”

"A Friend Went For A Walk The Other Night And Saw This Woman Just Standing On A Roof"

“How my dad cuts the cake”

’’My buddy ordered this pillow for his daughter.’’

“The slime on a sharks skin is chemically identical to the natural lubricant produced by the human vagina.”

"This Kinder Egg Has Two Layers"