Crazy

“Found this in my yard buried a foot deep.”

“154 lb lost — they said it wouldn’t make me happy. They were wrong.”

""Oh you work in Social Media? How do I blow up my Instagram/Youtube?"

"Drunkenly ate two Carolina reapers, buddies dad grows peppers. Next thing I know I’m over the toilet puking up what felt like lava."

“So I forgot to pack my gym shoes.”

"My girlfriends school served this to her today. Literally looks like s@#t."

"An abandoned piano."

“Thanks to an acne treatment and a 90 lb weight loss!”

"This is what happens when no one keeps ornamental cabbage trimmed."

"Hidden Spy Camera In A Screw Head"

"There are ships, and then there are SHIPS"

Second wave of pandemic was met with a four-week quarantine, and despite shopping malls assuring that they have more than enough stocked, people started panic-buying once again.

"Pissed all over a weirdo in San Fran. Totally not into that but some nut job offered me 100 bucks to piss all over his torso in the middle of a park in near the city."

"As a teenager, I worked at a bowling alley. Within an hour, a new girl was fired on the spot for dropping a ball on the foot of a complaining patron."

"Swimming in the drainage canal by my house. Barb wire, horses@#t, concrete, fertilizer runoff etc."