Stupid

”Let’s put the logos behind the buttons”

"The fact Florida had to tell people NOT to shoot at the hurricane."

"—But sir, there’s a problem... The electric lines are in the way.

"Saw a resume that, under the education tab, went from “Marine Officer Training School” to simply “Clown School.”

Someone in my history class argued that Mussolini was a type of pasta...

“Yes, now it looks amazing. It’s OK to print.”

“At least he’s not texting.”

“Bicycle lane in Paris. The two white bump are nearly invisible because of the paint camouflaging them.”

“Is the ice cream served cold?”

“My sister’s attempt at being artistic for her kids”

Today We Should Of Been Getting Married, But Instead...