Crazy

“I bought ice cream in a regular store, and there was an unexpected bonus in it.”

The idea for the Terminator character came to director James Cameron when he had a dream during an illness. When the script was written, funding was hard to come by.

“Got this face when I asked her not to kiss the manhole cover.”

"The mom walks up to the daughter no words, rips the tag off, stomps up to the counter, and pays for the dress. The daughter goes back into the fitting room to take the dress off. She comes out with it in a big wadded ball in her hands and sets it on the counter. (Yes still piss soaked.)"

"Meet cucamelons — they look like tiny watermelons and taste like cucumbers."

“My son watching TV this morning”

For those who aren’t so keen on wearing face masks, there’s a new solution...

"Jello shots being served out of hard-boiled eggs"

My patient screamed “WEEEE!” And then proceeded to tell us that these are the best drugs ever and that it felt like the 60’s again."

Attempted to deliver a pizza back in my delivery days to a guy who thought it’d be funny to scream “GO AWAY!! I’VE GOT A GUN!!” after I rang the doorbell.

“A bowling pin-shaped egg from my chicken”.