Crazy

An English king named Ethelred, later called the Unready, took some troops to defend against a Viking invasion.

“I thought this was just a bangle at first. $5!”

I had an ex who was dirty af. one time, she had me lying down whilst she was blowing me. till the point i couldn’t stand it anymore and i got up to fuck her.

At 16, he contacted the FBI and made a deal he would testify about the abuse and in return, they would help him “escape” the cult. (Escape meaning money, a job, and other resources to make it on his own outside of the cult.)

My husband put the candles really close together...

Ten years ago Forrest Fenn, a 89-year-old art and antiquities collector, published clues to this treasure in his autobiography “The Thrill of the Chase”.

“This thing was lying next to an abandoned mine.”

“Yesterday my colleague called me a ’book murderer’ because I cut long books in half to make them more portable.”

Breanna Lockwood, 29, and her husband Aaron have been trying to conceive a child for 4 years straight, but to no avail. They have even spent $73 thousand on extracorporeal conception, but Breanna lost the baby both times.

“You can wear these sandals if your feet are looking particularly bad today.”

No, one’s not bigger. They’re the same size.

Back in 2012 i worked as a medic for the largest medic service in Louisiana as a remote paramedic on a drilling rig(I live in panama City beach, FL.). I was hired on in 2007 and was chosen at random several times a yr for a drug test. Every time I was chosen I was either at work, or on training so it was not a big deal.

“This is 2 years after hormone replacement therapy, male to female (MTF). Freedom!”