Crazy

“Home office be like...”

“$400 window replacement to steal a pair of $20 headphones I found at goodwill…”

“I’m no MacGyver but I do what needs to be done.”

“Waited forever for the crowd to dissipate to take a picture, then this happened.”

"We Just Finished The Construction Of Our Yurt. The Fireplace Was Not Correctly Installed"

"They Had This At The Door Plus Gave Me A Cash Tip! Shoutout To The Homie Customers"

"Apparently, Wells Fargo doesn't bother to check the ID photos you send them."

“RV fire in a parking lot.”

“My wife went to the Gasparilla Bowl and jokingly said, ’Look for me on TV!’ Guess who I saw on TV?”

"This Figurine Of Hermione Granger At Universal Studios"

"Naples. I did a big trip through Europe after college and spent about a month in Italy. Naples was easily the worst place I visited. It was seedy, rundown, trashy, and unsafe. I would never go back."

“Get the good boy some roasted chicken.”