“Got lucky this time. Try to find out why.”

“Just found out my girlfriend is pregnant.”

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“Be generous with your closest friends. Buy them an occasional beer or their favorite soft drink without “keeping score” of whose turn it is to pay.”

"Somewhere in Montana"

"The Gift My Brother (HI) Sent Me (AZ) Disappeared From The Postal Tracking System For 26 Days. It Popped Up Today In Chuuk, FSM"

"Norilsk City In Russia (The Most Depressing City In The World)"

Take it from an Italian and don't spend much time in Venice. It's extremely overpriced and caters to tourists who don't know any better. Don't plan on doing your shopping there and don't eat out in fancy restaurants.

You said she’s out of my league. I had a point to prove.”