Weird

"It was the first time I got an order for a dog’s portrait. Usually, I only paint cats but after having seen this photo, I thought, “Yep, I should accept this order!”

"I went snorkeling in Coron, Philippines in the shallow waters just enjoying the reefs. When I went back on the boat I felt something heavy inside my shorts. I thought it was just water caught up in there, so I shook my shorts and a snake fell out. I freaked out but my sister was able to take a picture of the (venomous) coral reef snake before it went back into the water."

Criminal defence (Canada). Talked to a client in cells. Said that she was hanging out at her baby daddy’s and then, as she was leaving, the cops came and harassed her, so she resisted, and that is why she is in jail.

"Can you smell what The Rock is cookin?"

Seriously. Someone would wipe the king’s @$$. And it was a respected position."

"What is this thing? Found it as a kid and have never known what it is. Slightly heavier than it looks. Says US 4 inch on one side that also has an “L” in a diamond, the other side has some mark I can’t make out. The triangle is 4 inches from base to tip."

Shai Fishman, 46, from Newtown, Pennsylvania, always thought that monogamy is not for him.

"This is how a rough diamond looks before cutting and polishing begins."

For those who aren’t so keen on wearing face masks, there’s a new solution...

"Jello shots being served out of hard-boiled eggs"

“A bowling pin-shaped egg from my chicken”.

Another popular dish was snake soup. Catch a bunch of snakes, behead them, and boil them in water.